Monday, February 1, 2010

three views.

water incident from three perspectives-

kayci's story-
its thursday night, im laying in bed trying to sleep. I have a long day coming friday, hiking the A with Carson and making my amazing spaghetti for dinner. As I lay there on my back trying to count to 100, like anna tells me to do when I can't sleep, anna suddenly gets up to get something from her purse. With her butt sticking up in the air, I may or may not have tried to kick her off the bed. The next thing I know, COLD water is being thrown all over me and MY BED! Im furious at this point and screaming at anna to get on her OWN SIDE OF THE BED. Arianna comes running in thinking Anna is trying to kill me. (something that would happen) She decides to stick up for Anna (WIERD) and procedes to get up on my bed and stick her nasty gum in-between my toes. Let me remind you, this whole time I was doing nothing besides trying to get a good nights rest. This goes on for about 45 min, them hurting me, throwing things on me and hitting me. It was very unpleasant. Finally, Anna gets warn out, Arianna gets bored and I AM FINALLy left alone. The next morning, they act like nothing happened and were still all best friends. Yeah well thats what they think.

anna's story-

do you guys want to know the real story? okay... this is what actually happened...
So it was thursday night and all I wanted to do was watch ps i love you in peace. Kayci informed me that she had to get up early the next morning for a test, so i set up a comfy spot on the couch to watch the movie without bothering her. sure enough, i begin to hear "annnnnaaaaaa. annnaaaaa? come hereeeee." yep. it's princess kayci, begging me to come into the bedroom so she's not alone (weird). I pause the movie, pick up everything and obey her command. Im hoping that now she will be able to fall asleep and i can enjoy my movie.
but no. i begin to hear peculiar and distruptful noises coming from my left. kayci is grunting and moaning and flailing around, complaining about how warm she is. i cant watch a movie when all i hear is "ugghhhh. ohhhh myyy gossshhh. im soooooooo hot. uggghhhh! ahhhhh. geeez. so hot. ohhhh goodness. ugghh!"
in an attempt to cool her off and shut her up, i instinctively reached for my water bottle and began to lightly splash her with water. apparently she didnt appreciate my generous act. she started beating me vigorously until thankfuly, my lovely roommate arianna came to my rescue after hearing my shreiks for help. she calmed down the beast for a while. but it didnt last forever. the last thing i remember was kayci grabbing me by the hair and thrashing my head back and forth until i blacked out.

arianna's story-
Well if you are all looking for the real truth, you've come to the right place. Thursday night I peacefully rejoice in the fact that I have no class the next morning and can work on some homework and sleep in. I see Anna peacefully set up on the couch watching the most amazing movie ever created and leave kayci in her giant bed (where else would she be) and on the phone with colton. Soon enough I hear Kayci whining for dear Anna to come keep her company (not uncommon). Anna being the fabulous friend she is came to be by Kayci's side and put her to bed in preparation for her big test the following morning. At this point I settle into bed and finally begin to doze off when I hear shrieks and screams consisting of "oh my GOSHHH, i cant believe you just did that! I'm gunna kill you!" followed by more screams and whacks through the cardboard walls. The sound effects coming from the room were very startling so of course I ran to the rescue. Busting into the room I find poor Kayci soaked practically swimming in her bed. I find the story of her complaining about her body temperature to be VERY accurate. Anna went into beast mode and handled the situation! I would have done the same. In persuit to harness the beast (Kayci) i jump on top and keep her from doing any more damage to Anna. As Kayci gets up and changes her clothes Anna and I plan another attack, sure enough we splash her again as she crawls onto bed. Furious Kayci goes for Annas head for some reason and yanks all the poor hair out of the girl. The battle continued for a few minutes more then settled into a memory to laugh about later. We all went to bed and were of course best friends again in the morning :) But, do NOT be mistaken, this story is definitely the most accurate!


commentary from kayci-you guys are crazy liars! and my story is the true one. for anyone who reads this, think about who were talking about here.